Constantine Check Reviews Film Threat

For actual readers of Vertigo’s “Hellblazer,” the only possible way to approach the movie “Constantine” is by disassociating it entirely from the monthly comic. This should be less difficult than it sounds, thanks to the glaring and oft-cited differences. After all, the comic book Constantine is blond and British, a scouse con-man rather than an American demon hunter banishing supernatural baddies for Good; Chas is John’s oldest friend and confidante, not a teenaged “apprentice;” and the idea that John Constantine would ever resort to good deeds in order to wheedle his way into heaven is so at odds with the character it’s laughable....

May 5, 2024 · 3 min · 568 words · David Runnels

Incessant Featured Reviews Film Threat

Unfortunately, just as it seems Gina and Ed have had a breakthrough, an incessant noise begins. At first, only Ed hears it, giving him sleepless nights and a hazy memory. But soon, Gina’s bothered by the constant discord as well. What is causing the racket? Will the noise drive Ed and Gina to madness, or can they survive together and emerge stronger and more in love than ever? Given the importance of noise to the story of Incessant, it is given that the sound mixing and design need to be strong....

May 5, 2024 · 2 min · 328 words · Francis Esquilin

Loon Featured Reviews Film Threat

But the ranger does not pay attention to such things, as his buddy Mario (Mario Schisano) clues him into some strange goings-on at Loon Lake. Jake soon confronts multiple reports of common loons, the state bird, mauling several lakegoers. The Sheriff (Anders Berggren) and his deputy (Dan Fontaine) don’t believe Jake or his stories of loons on the lake with red glowing eyes until it is exactly, precisely, and totally too late....

May 5, 2024 · 3 min · 483 words · Elizabeth Huelse

Marie Antoinette Reviews Film Threat

Coppola, arguably the most successful living member of the Lucky Sperm Club, brings us an unimaginative perspective on the girl’s life. Concentrating on the years between her marriage and the outbreak of the Revolution, “Marie Antoinette” doesn’t really do anything to broaden our knowledge of the titular character or even make her more accessible. As Marie (Kirsten Dunst) comes to realize her new husband (Jason Schwartzman at his most soporific) is either unwilling/incapable of impregnating her (the problem is never explained, but a pep talk from Marie’s brother seems to set things right), she mostly contents herself with regal shopping sprees (shoes, wigs, villages) and flitting about with her ladies-in-waiting....

May 5, 2024 · 4 min · 646 words · Erik Lux

Mom And Dad S Nipple Factory Featured Reviews Film Threat

Filtered through the perspective of Johnson, the documentary tells the story of Brian and Randi Johnson. Along with his parents, the filmmaker includes his four siblings in interviews. They are charming people, the Johnson children. They gave wonderful context for all the things we are about to witness in the main throughline. A middle-class family from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, the Johnsons went through the usual ups and downs, including a layoff, until the day Randi was diagnosed with breast cancer....

May 5, 2024 · 2 min · 426 words · Daniel Moore

Navigating The Legalities The Status Of Sports Betting In Hawaii Features Film Threat

This blog aims to provide an informative overview of the current status of sports betting in Hawaii, exploring the legal landscape, potential developments, and the unique considerations that shape the state’s approach to this form of entertainment. The Legal Framework in Hawaii 1. No Legal Sports Betting As of the time of writing, sports betting remains illegal in the state of Hawaii. The state has not enacted any laws permitting sports wagering, and there are no licensed sportsbooks operating within its borders....

May 5, 2024 · 5 min · 863 words · Megan Long

Night Featured Reviews Film Threat

This is as good a time as any to mention that Sue and Genelva are white, and Kitty and Jess are black. Or is it vice-versa? While only clocking in at eight minutes and forty-two seconds, Dutch actress/director Joosje Duk’s short film Night is incredibly effective in getting its message across. It literally flips the script on uncomfortable truths about how POC are treated in this country. Without giving the whole film away, I can say that a sudden shocking switch-a-roo happens towards the end that shows us what it would be like if the shoe was on the other–white–foot....

May 5, 2024 · 2 min · 264 words · James Clough

Popular Theory Featured Reviews Film Threat

Erwin’s school life is not much better, as the 12-year-old skipped several grades and is in high school. While her teachers are excited by her intelligence, Erwin’s schoolmates ignore or make fun of her. Enter Winston (Lincoln Lambert), another 12-year-old who’s jumped over a few grades. Erwin and Winston decide to partner up on the upcoming science fair. After some discussion, the “colleagues” formulate a stick of gum that, when chewed, makes that person popular....

May 5, 2024 · 3 min · 457 words · William Mora

Quicksand Featured Reviews Film Threat

Ray (Tanner Presswood) and Paul (Simon Elias) are two roommates/ friends embarking on what they perceive as adulthood. Being an adult in this world is having a ‘big boy’ job, having friends, being Loved, and getting married. During this turbulent time, Ray wants to break up with his girlfriend and start new with his ‘super crush’ at their friend’s wedding. Paul and Ray are both at the wedding party, and after selling a couch, they discover their buddy’s nuptial ring was lost in the cushions....

May 5, 2024 · 3 min · 436 words · Yolanda Ripley

Speedman Featured Reviews Film Threat

One such volunteer takes Dr. Rubella up on his offer. With a high likelihood of death, Dr. Rubella instructs our hero to step into the chamber and become Speedman, the world’s fastest platypus. But the ever-watchful Lord Bizeus of the Octoempire (Hans Van Harken) has his eye on taking over Rubella Labs and then Platypus World. At the outset, Speedman is a fairly typical superhero story. The world is about to be invaded, and a supersoldier is needed to save the day....

May 5, 2024 · 2 min · 276 words · Norma Garcia

The Bootleg Files The Stranger Bootleg Files Film Threat

LAST SEEN: At the Rome Film Festival in October 2006. AMERICAN HOME VIDEO: None. REASON FOR DISAPPEARANCE: A long-standing problem regarding the rights to the Camus source material. CHANCES OF SEEING A DVD RELEASE: Not likely at this time. Albert Camus’ existential literature and Luchino Visconti’s grandly melodramatic cinema existed at opposite ends of the artistic spectrum. Oddly enough, they managed to overlap for Visconti’s ill-fated and long-forgotten 1967film adaptation of Camus’ “The Stranger....

May 5, 2024 · 8 min · 1547 words · Charles Vinck

The Road To Galena Featured Reviews Film Threat

Cole Baird (Ben Winchell) and his best friend Jack Miller (Will Britain) are typical rural American truck-driving, girl-chasing high school boys. Having grown up in a small town called Galena, they are exposed to farm life, and each has dreams of one day owning and operating a farm of their own. Cole, however, faces opposition to his agricultural dream by way of his father, John (Jay O. Sanders), who would much rather see his son pursue a career path that has more options for traditional success and financial stability....

May 5, 2024 · 3 min · 510 words · Sharon Dodge

Aliens Abducted My Parents And Now I Feel Kinda Left Out Featured Reviews Film Threat

Years later, the teenager Itsy (Emma Tremblay) and her family move next to Calvin’s home. Itsy is upset that her family moved to the middle of nowhere and desperately wants to return to her former home in New York City. Her only shot is to team up with calculating classmate Heather (Landry Townsend) and win a journalism scholarship. The two decide to run a story on the weird Calvin, who lives alone in his family home and always talks about space, aliens, and one day being reunited with his parents when the comet that took them returns....

May 4, 2024 · 2 min · 426 words · Erica Cooper

Beyond The Valley Of The Malls Features Film Threat

“It’s a lot like my life, unfortunately,” deadpan David Schrader, the writer/director/star of the hysterically funny 16mm NoHo. The title is a nickname given to a suburb of Los Angeles called North Hollywood, although its traits aren’t exclusive to L.A. Quinn (Schrader) and Harvey (Steve Marcia) are two unemployed roommates who are finding it hard to make ends meet in their day-to-day existence. Harvey is content to sit at home alone, drink malt liquor, and watch infomercials....

May 4, 2024 · 7 min · 1414 words · Katie Torres

Forms Of Fun You Can Have Both Online And Offline Features Film Threat

Outdoor Activities There are various creative pursuits that can be enjoyed outside, such as painting, photography, and gardening. These activities allow you to connect with nature and express your creativity in a unique way. They also provide a sense of accomplishment and relaxation, making them great options for those seeking a break from their daily routine. With a little bit of effort, you can create a beautiful garden or capture stunning photos of nature, all while enjoying the outdoors....

May 4, 2024 · 4 min · 837 words · Dorothy Curtis

Frostbite Reviews Uncategorized Film Threat

Ever since Buffy the Vampire Slayer and “Scream” infiltrated the fear-film genre, something’s been rotten in Transylvania. Playing horror for winking insider references and juvenile giggles, any real juice has been extracted from the cutting-edge school of cinema that spawned “Re-Animator,” “Dead Alive,” and “Evil Dead,” three brilliant examples of horror that combined ferocious splatter with truly inspired humor. In comparison, “Frostbite” is too little, too late. Female physician Annika (Petra Nielsen) moves to a new town, with teenaged daughter Saga (Grete Havneskold) in tow....

May 4, 2024 · 2 min · 407 words · Barbara Collins

Going Bionic Distributing Independent Films Internationally

Question #1 How long are markets, should filmmakers attend, and if so, should we go for whole time? Wow! There’s nothing quite like a three-part question to get us going today, so I’m going to answer it in three parts: a) Most film markets range from three to 10 days, depending on how established and popular they are and how much money they generate in film sales. The more established and popular ones, like The Marche Du Film (a....

May 4, 2024 · 14 min · 2859 words · Jerry Meyer

Here Film Threat

For me, however, this reproduction doesn’t quite add up to the genuine feelings of the road. While King’s love of the Armenia landscape is transferable to audiences in this piece (the landscape cinematography is gorgeous), the two protagonists don’t seem to deserve that same love. Will comes across as an alcoholic with a rage problem, and Gabardine is never redeemed from selfishness. I didn’t like either of them as much as the camera did, which spent a long time dawdling over her neck and cheekbones (absolutely stunning)....

May 4, 2024 · 2 min · 321 words · Heather Sjogren

Louise Woehrle Delves Into Race Healing And Friendship In A Binding Truth Featured Interviews Film Threat

A Binding Truth is a fascinating story. Where did you find Jimmie and De, and how did their story ultimately become a documentary? Louise Woehrle: I’m so happy you found it fascinating! I was in New York screening my previous documentary, Stalag Luft III – One Man’s Story. My two cousins, Katie and Ellen Holliday from Charlotte, NC, attended the screening event. Katie is married to De! She asked if I had my next project lined up....

May 4, 2024 · 2 min · 290 words · Barbara Newman

Movies On The Brain Mona Lisa Smile Features Film Threat

00:01 – It doesn’t really matter which foot this movie gets off on, it’s going to be the wrong one. For instance, right now Julia Roberts is getting off a train and I’m just waiting for Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye and Rosemary Clooney to walk up behind her. 00:03 – Big shot here of all the girls meeting in the chapel for the first time in the school year. I would have given the screenwriter ten bucks to have one of the girls stand up after answering a phone and say, “It’s God....

May 4, 2024 · 5 min · 945 words · Kristi Gordon